I mentioned possibly joining the TV Guide website (which I generally despise--God, it's so fucking slow!) to post a Jeer, so I thought I'd share it since I did.

I did a screencap of it when it first posted:



The fact that it's so blatantly obvious is what bugs me the most. We can debate intent and CANON and how it all makes Danny/Lindsay/Rikki/the Loch Ness Monster look all day long, but in the end, it's just a shitty editing job.

You want canon? Here's canon: It's CANON that they got so far as to film these two scenes in this order but for some reason decided to switch them afterwards (and don't give me some bullshit about confusion or some other excuse that makes it seem like TPTB are morons--they aren't)--and when they made the decision to switch them, they used a crappy black blob to cover up the evidence and it all made Danny look off in the process.

Yeah, that's CANON. Canon is what appears on screen, after all, and if it didn't stand out, we never would have caught it.

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Now I'm off to eat something and watch the Sarah Jane Adventures at 8:00.

(By the way, I clicked into the Scrapbook part of my LJ to see how it worked and kept getting told that I had to log in--I was logged in, and even when I logged in again, it gave me the same message. WTF?)

Well, okay, maybe it's tame compared to other fandoms, but it's the only fandom I'm in and, as such, any wank is a lot of wank.

I commented on the whole fandomsecrets debacle back when it was going on. I don't really want to get into it now since it seems to have been proven to have nothing to do with 'evil DL h8ers' such as myself (thank God--that's what was annoying the hell out of me), but I will say that I'm not surprised at the amount of backstabbing that can occur when people live (in the fandom sense) in varying states of secrecy anyway. I imagine that the whole thing is being chalked up to more lies amongst certain fandom circles, but it's not my place to judge. Suffice it to say, I'm glad it's obvious that we (meaning the D/F fans) have been cleared of suspected involvement, more or less. The he said, she said stuff in the D/L segment of the fandom, however, is not something I care to be involved in. Have at it, fanthings, I'm sure the sane ones have hitched a ride on the first train out of Crazytown.

Anyway, moving on.

csiny_sl posted about the whole switched scene fiasco from 4.19 (really, PTB, you did a shoddy job and made Danny look inconsistent in the process--well done *rolls eyes*). I just clicked over there to read the comments, and I saw that she'd edited to mention the Cheers and Jeers section of the TV Guide site. I'd seen 1perfectanomaly's LJ post about some genius from the CBS message board who pointed out how we, the 'haters', so obviously only liked the Danny/Rikki stuff because we don't like Lindsay (yes, because all of our motivations are as shallow as yours, fanpoodle *rolls eyes*) and that PA is "a vocal hater whose diatribes are well known to CBS." This, of course, made me laugh because they are clearly assuming that TPTB read the CBS message board religiously. I'm sure the writers have better things to do than spend all their time reading a badly-organized, unmoderated board full of mindless shit posted in giant, pink text.

But I digress...

Anyway, Kimmy pointed out that people had linked to her thread on TalkCSI about the switched scenes in Jeers on the board. Now, I don't know who posted them (I may know one of the posters, but I'm not sure), but I confess--I'm amused.

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I'm thinking of registering over there to leave a Jeer that says what I want it to say. Hmm...

Adam/Hawkes is slowly taking over the world--or at least people on TalkCSI. Mwuahahaha!

Speaking of them, pregnant!Sheldon just won't get out of my brain. I wish I felt more compelled to actually write. I want Adam to be reading 'What to Expect When You're Expecting' in bed and Sheldon to just roll his eyes and try to shrug Adam off when he's trying to get across that he's horny by walking his fingers up Sheldon's arm over and over again.

I also want Sheldon to be in the shower and Adam to slip in and be like, 'Hey, you're gaining weight,' and Sheldon just gives him a death glare and Adam's smile disappears and he's like, 'What? That's a good thing.'

And I want Sheldon to be in the lab and just point at Danny with a 'don't fuck with me' look on his face and go, 'I swear to God, Messer, if you touch my stomach one more time, I'll pop you in the jaw. You feel me?'

And oh God, I want Mac to want to feel the baby move. Like, bad-ass Mac Taylor with a goofy grin on his face, pressing his ear to Sheldon's stomach while Adam looks on all proud like, 'Yeah, that's right, I made that baby right there.'

And BFF Stella would be wanting to know if everything is going well with Sheldon and Adam, if-they-know-what-she-means.

And you know Adam would sit there and talk to Sheldon's stomach and shush Sheldon when he tried to say something. And Sheldon would just sigh and smile slightly at how much of an adorable dork Adam is.

And Sheldon would simply have to suddenly shout, 'For the last fucking time, it's not an assbaby, Flack!'

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I should go to bed. *whistles innocently*

First thoughts on 4.20 "Taxi", copy-pasted from TalkCSI.

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Ok, so I've been thinking about mpreg again lately.

Except now my muse is like, 'Mwuahaha, SHELDON should get pregnant instead of Adam!' Then Adam could be the antsy expectant father, trying to be 'helpful' by bringing home a jar of pickles and a gallon of mint chocolate chip before Sheldon asks him for anything of the sort. And the whole time, Sheldon is like, 'But I can't get pregnant!' and Adam's like, *points at the ultrasound image* and Sheldon's like, 'I'm a doctor, this is impossible!' and Adam's just like, *point point*

So anyway, I'm like, 'Ok, I'll start writing the story and eventually get to the mpreg.'

...I've written stuff, but I'm nowhere near the implausible male pregnancy and nothing has any semblance of order.

But Adam does get to be on top. :D

Anyway, I need to put that aside and concentrate on the "All our friends (mistakenly) think we're doing it" fic I need to write by May 26th.

But Adam is so cute, I can't help myself. And what is it with me and wanting Stella to totally be Sheldon's BFF and demand all the sordid details about his relationship with Adam?

More spoilers:

( For the end of S4 )

( For 5.03 )

Everything will be added to the appropriate spoiler posts in the sidebar, of course.

Cuttlefish are so damn cutesy! ^_^

Bah! I had four tabs open about Burma for the news last night, and then my internet just went pft and kicked off. I waited for a few hours for it to come back, but it didn't, so I went to bed.

Then I woke up and had to listen to my mother clackity-clack-clacking on the keyboard and slurping her coffee for an hour before I gave up on sleep, but that's a different story.

Yesterday, we went to my mom's favoritist place--the Hibachi Grill. It's pretty good, but she'd have you thinking it was the bestest thing EVAR!

I got a squid ring. At first I was like 'ooh, onion rings!' But then I looked at the sign and it said it was squid rings. So I was like 'HAHA I SHALL DARE!' I had fried calamari before when my sister ordered it at some restaurant or another, so I didn't think twice about it. But it wasn't crispy at all--it was a thick piece of squid, whereas I thought it would be a thin piece surrounded by crispy outer stuff. I think they just took a slice of the mantle and lightly breaded it before they cooked it up (it's a bit more disturbing when you've dissected them before). It didn't have much flavor, but it was pretty rubbery. I only ate a bite of it. My mom was waaay grossed out, but moreso when my dad ate a tiny little octopus (head and all). I was like 'I hope the took the beak out' and then wiggled what was left of my rubbery squid ring in front of my mom's face. I'm such a bitch. :D

In other news, I fucking hate having my period. D:

My subject lines are lame.

Emily was on the computer for close to 11 hours today. Maybe she won't feel the need to be online all day tomorrow and I can write a spoiler report and get the official details and ratings report done. Right now I have another window open, and I've already found a few articles I can work with for extra news (possibly bullets, but more likely individual articles). I'll have to save the links.

Anyway, two things annoyed the hell out of me today:

( Cut because it got longer than I thought... )

Ok, now I'm going to save those news links and look for a few more, then I'm gonna head to bed.

Oh! I almost forgot--I watched most of Air Force One on tv tonight. I didn't know Paul Guilfoyle was in that one. *pets him* I was just going to watch it for a half hour or so, then head to my room to putz around, but I ended up watching it to the end. :P

Also: every time I see William H Macy, I always think of that picture of him with the other guys from "In Enemy Hands" with their arses showing. It scarred me for life, seeing his ass. >.<

Torchwood and Tin Man arrived yesterday. :D I might spend the day watching stuff from the DVDs if my dad isn't home (since he lays claim to the big tv and I can't stand watching stuff on the portable player if I can help it).

In the meantime, since I don't expect to be back online until the middle of the night (Emily will probably commandeer the compu-tar), let me take you waaaaay back.

I was on YouTube the other night and came across this video and just felt a bit nostalgic.

I always envied the man's lips, I gotta say. :P

Who's your favorite random bitch?

Me, that's who! :D

I feel like copy-pasting this just because I can and because there's no way in hell I'm doing a spoiler report tonight so I'm just procrastinating a bit before I go to sleep.

Copy-pasted from a YIM convo with csiny_sl:

Fay: ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS FALLING IN LOVE, NOW I'M ONLY FALLING APART
Fay: DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO--TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEAAAART
Kimmy: ... OMG.
Kimmy: =))
Kimmy: What was up with that?!
Fay: That song gets stuck in my head on a regular basis
Fay: for reference, it was stuck in my head the night Eddie Cahill did his last chat with CSI Files
Fay: it always comes back
Fay: other songs come and go, but total eclipse of the heart is a constnat
Fay: *constant
Fay: it is to my brain what flack is to danny
Fay: although it doesn't have sex with my brain
Kimmy: ...
Fay: thank god
Kimmy: =))
Kimmy: So funny.

And now, I must go sleep.

I watched "A Knight's Tale" earlier.

Alan Tudyk was such a cutie in that movie.

I think I might have a thing for men with red hair and beards. ;)

Also, Laura Fraser is beautiful.

That movie is so fucking corny, but I cry every time I watch the scene with Will and his father.

Oh, and Paul Bettany kinda scares the shit out of me--I saw him in "Ganger No 1" and it scarred me for life. Even after I saw him being funny and not-evil on one of the late night shows, he still wigs me out.

I have a headache (in my temples and across my forehead) and I feel like I'm about to throw up. ETA: I'm also sensitive to smells, for some reason.

:(

I kind of want to curl up with a thick, juicy steak with garlic mashed potatoes some ice cream and watch gay porn something sappy.

Maybe it's getting to be that time of the month? I don't know what's wrong with me.

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Amazon said Tin Man and Torchwood were shipped May 3, so I hope I get it soon.

NOW NOW GIVE IT TO ME NOW I WANT IT NOOOOOOW!

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I need to go through the compu-tar infoz cyko_1003 gave me, but I feel like I'm about to hurl at the moment. Maybe I need to eat something...

Copy-pasted from TalkCSI (with a few things deleted):

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My computer hasn't been defragmented in so long that it didn't finish in 12 hours. I had to stop it so I could go about my business. It needs to be defragmented, but I can't let it spend a week doing it (it only got about 28% done in 14 hours, and 17% of that was finished in the first hour and a half--I'm guessing that's the stuff that had been defragmented in the past).

I deleted some stuff and managed to free up a few GB at least (I had downloaded Tin Man, for example, which was about 2.1 GB for all three parts--I ordered the DVD, so there's no reason to have that on the computer; I also had two copies of the Cold Case episode 'Forever Blue' for some reason, and I deleted the downloaded copies of the two Donald Strachey movies since I also have those on DVD). I'm going to upload some family photos into my photobucket just in case something happens (because they can't be replaced since they're only on the computer), and I'm going to burn a few data CDs with stuff in my folder. I was going to go out today and buy a USB stick with a decent amount of space, but 1) I'm not sure I really need it, and 2) my computer is tetchy when it comes to USB devices. So I didn't think it was worth going out and wasting gas to spend money on something that might be a waste of time.

Ultimately, there are very few things on this computer that I couldn't live without. (Well, technically, I could live without the computer altogether, but what kind of life would that be?! *lol*)

Anyway, I need to bug the crap out of cyko_1003 figure out what kind of desktop would be the best to get (my mom is whining about Dell because my aunt has a Dell and it's always in the shop--yeah, well maybe it's them and not the computer), what kind of stuff the computer would need to have, etc. Even if this one isn't going to crap out on me, I still need to replace it. I've got to keep a close eye on my bank account, though, if I plan to get my glasses replaced in the near future. Hopefully a good desktop with a printer/scanner/whatever won't run me more than a grand.

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Moving on--I typed up my letter for the AJ fan project. I think I'm happy with it. I sound like an idiot, but there you go. ( Click if you care to read it... )

My computer is totally fucking up. I have no idea why, but it is. First the videos screw up, then Firefox starts having to close (which I never had problems with before), then it's Trillian having problems and going to blue screens and Norton having to close from the system tray and having to restart my computer--and now Word is acting up? I was typing out my letter for the AJ fan project and it closed without saving the recover document, so I lost it all. Then I went back in and started again, but when I went to save it so I could keep clicking the disk as I went along--it screwed up again.

I'm really frustrated. I don't know what is wrong with it or how to try to fix it. I know I need to buy a new computer, but I didn't want to spend the money on a desktop yet. And if I do get a new computer, I'll probably have to wait two weeks before the damn Roadrunner people will come get the new computer set up for the internet once I actually get the computer itself. Plus I don't know which computer to get, and I'm just feeling frustrated and overwhelmed right now.

For now, I need to try to make it work. I have Norton (well, Symantec AntiVirus Corporate Edition), which I've recently updated and used to scan the computer--no viruses. But that, of course, is not the only problem. I don't have anything to protect against spyware and such (yes, I know, don't scold me--my sister didn't even have virus protection on this thing while she was in college). So, more-knowledgeable-than-I f-listers, what do you recommend I do? I'm planning to defragment the harddrive tonight, which will hopefully stop it from commenting that the harddrive is getting low (yes, thank you computer, the fact that you only have like 28 GB of harddrive space makes it easy to fill up). But I doubt that would change the other problems, right?

Halp. ;_;

Ok, I'm really annoyed with my computer now. It's been bugging me a lot lately, but now it's doing something new--when I start watching videos online (not just YouTube, but that's one of them), it'll play for a varying amount of time--then it just stops. It looks like it's gone back to the beginning of the video, but it won't even play over again from the beginning. I can refresh the page, but it just does the same thing. Sometimes I can watch a whole video, sometimes I get 10 seconds in before it stops.

WTF, man?? It does it on Firefox and IE.

*pulls hair out*

Haha, I almost wrote "goognight, partying" *snort*

After reading through the grading threads for 4.04 and 4.05 of Doctor Who on the Trek board, I was pleasantly surprised to see that Emily and I weren't the only ones who liked Ross. He was a minor character, and you never know if people will even notice a character like that, much less like 'em enough to comment on it.

I'll be over here in my corner, pretending that Ross went to Torchwood and brought his little UNIT cap with him. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. The character was fun (loved his scene with the Doctor in the Jeep), and Christian Cooke is a cutie. ;)

I feel kinda weird that he's 21 though--it's not often that I think a guy is cute that isn't, you know, like 10 years older than me. *lol*

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Ooh, Ron Oliver updated his blog. I'll go read that and then head to bed. Hopefully none of the gnarly-ass bugs that have shown up lately will make their way into my room tonight. *shudder*

My mom is taking my sister to Fashion Bug to look for some clothes since there's some sort of sale going on. There are several reasons I don't want to go, namely that I hate shopping for clothes with my sister and I don't see the point in sitting around while she tries stuff on.

But my mom says, "Don't you ever want to get out of the house?"

Yeah, sure--maybe if the trips out of the house were somewhere other than the library, the grocery store or perhaps to buy Emily clothes, I'd be all over it. But I don't want to go on THIS particular trip, that doesn't make me a recluse.

She apparently already forgot that we went out the other day. Sunlight touched my skin and everything.

*sigh*

The site I watch Supernatural on is being a dillweed with 2.15, so I found another site. And now I've managed to mess up where I was watching it. Typical. *siiiiiigh*

Is it bad that I don't even really want to read through the NY forum on TalkCSI right now? I'm not sure why, I just have zero interest in reading pretty much anything in there at the moment.

I finally watched last week's episode, then this week's continuation.

( Cut for spoilers )

In conclusion, I'm going to annoy the hell out of my sister by going 'Sonta-HA!' over and over again for the next week or so. :D

Now to watch more Supernatural (we're up to episode 2.15)--I've seen one more actor from the Strachey movies this season. I'm surprised there haven't been more, but I'm on the look-out. ;)

Sam is such a woobie.

(I'm so lazy, I copy-paste everything.) I'll add the link to my post linked in the sidebar.